A Dollar for my Gun
Give it to me!
I will give you a dollar.
Give me your gun!
OR, I will take it!
And for your own good it will be
Sir, Guns will not be needed, in our
new state of peace equality and fairness
As there will be no crime to speak of
where you and those you care about choose
to live
And you can trust me on that!
Of course, of course we will protect you,
and your beloved as well
from the millions of guns that criminals
have not yet, or may never surrender
No No, we will not let them harm you
And you can trust me on that!
Now give me your gun!
No Sir! There is no need to worry about us
ever turning the Guns of our State against
our own, as have done many others in
history's past. To think that, Is ridiculous!
Our State, is not of that way
And it will never be!
And you can trust me on that, as well,
Because as you have heard so many
times before, our word will always be
as good as you have been told!
NOW SIR! Surrender your gun!
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