What a Woman Is

A Letter to The Congress of the United States 

Subject: What a Woman Is  

05/17/2022

Dear Congress:

It has become apparent that there are people in this country and some of you as well, that do not know how to define or explicate what “a woman” is? So I will attempt it for you sirs, and mams, in a secular, gender neutral, politically correct, consideration; so as not to offend any of our “Wokeanoid” readers. Wokeanoid is a politically correct gender neutral term, meaning woke + human-oid  (no insult or offence intended to any lesbians, homosexuals (gays), bisexuals, transsexuals', transvestites', queers, non-binaries, theys, thems, or other its or things that I may have left out).  

With this letter, I will provide a clear definition of the term “woman” for anyone whom may find themselves confused as to what they themselves or their colleagues may or may not be.   I will begin before demonstrating my conclusions, by first highlighting three recent Wokeanoid statements: 

1) Earlier this year, a woke person was asked if she knew the definition of “a woman”. That person replied: "Can I provide a definition? No, I can’t "Not in this context, I'm not a biologist." 

2) A few weeks later, another woke person was asked the same question, that person replied: “I am so sick of …. men…, asking me stupid basic biology questions like ‘what is a woman? I have given birth to not one, not two, but three full humans and raised them with the help of my husband. I am a mother, but I’m not your mother. If you need answers to basic biological questions, you need to Google it or ask your mama.”  

Since my momma died a few years ago, I asked a friends momma if she knew what a full human was, but she did not know.  So I decided that I better ask google about “full humans” to better understand the correlation between a full human, a non-full human, and a “woman”.  Google, did not know either.   

3) Later in the month a third woke person stated that all “Birthing Bodies have the right to the same freedoms” that everyone enjoys.

Apparently Google had never heard of a birthing body as well.  OK! So that I might make more it clear in my head,  I imagined and announcement at a swim meet and what it might sound like.

Attention; All Birthing bodies! The 100-meter freestyle will start in 5 minutes. All birthing bodies 16 and older, from each team that will be competing this morning, will assemble in the waiting areas behind your starting positions on the North side of the pool. Birthing bodies that completed and won your race, report to the winners circle for your ribbons. Birthing bodies that did not win, report to the south side of the pool for your birthing body swim match participation trophies.

Or: We are so proud of all of the birthing bodies, in our graduating class of 2022!  They are a prime example of what all birthing bodies in our school should strive to become. 

Now, I will now present the undisputable proof (using the very essence of the issue), to show that we do not need any new laws or regulations from the US congress to define “women”, Everyone  in the whole planet already knows, the definition of “woman”,  just some will not admit it for some reasons that make no sense. 

First. Every homosexual male and lesbian female unequivocally know what a woman is, because he or she, is either attracted to a woman, or, is not. There is no grey area as to which gender each will or will not peruse. From this very standpoint alone, the definition of “a Woman” to a “woke” homosexual male or lesbian, should be crystal clear.  Do homosexuals and lesbians know something that congress and wokeanoids do not? Maybe a few gays and lesbians should be invited to a congressional hearing to help you determine once and for all what a woman is.  

Second. Every transgender woman that is willing to surgically sew shut her vagina and build a penis in place of her vagina in order to transition out of a woman and into a man, has to know what a woman is, because she has hated being one, for so long. and she absolutely knows what she no longer wants want to be.  There can be no confusion for HER (the new he) here as well! 

Third. Every transgender male that willingly endures so much pain in getting his testicles castrated and his penis surgically gutted so that the skin folded into his body to make a vagina   must completely know and understand what a woman is, in order to want to de-man himself so that he can become the woman that he longed to become. (the female, which he believes he should have been since he was born). There can be no confusion here either. 

Forth. Approximately 7 billion people on this Earth, were all conceived and incubated inside of a woman’s body and All  7 billion human beings living on this planet were born out of, a woman’s body, with no exceptions.  Every father and mother and doctor knows that. 

And lastly. From the earliest teachings of the bible (Adam and Eve); From early history; and from the earliest historical drawings found in caves (made by the cave man, (sorry birthing bodies, but in those days, cave woman cleaned the cave, cooked the mammoth, and had babies), they did not paint), By studding the bible and looking at these cave paintings any male of female of any age, can deduce that people of all ages, colors, races, and creeds; from all historical points in our human existence, and from all corners of the world; have known and understood the clear differences between a woman and a man, for thousands of years!  What has changed?

So, if 7 billion people of the world, including homosexuals, lesbians, transgender men and women (the essence of the argument) absolutely know what a woman is, then why is it not clear to the “men?” and “women?” of our congress? You cannot possibly be that dumb! So why have you allowed this issue to become such a bloated, contested, and out of control political anomaly? An embarrassment in the eyes of the world.  A few thousand confused loons telling the entire country of 340 million people, Our federal government, our Military and our congress,  what and how to think. to change our dictionaries because their feelings got hurt. The tail is waving the dog! Are you people stupid or something? 

In conclusion, it is my humble opinion, that if there is anyone, holding any seat in our Congress or a federal bench who cannot eloquently define what a woman is, even with respect to their own mother, grandmother, aunt,  wife, daughter, or sister; and/or, from their most basic education in biology, history, and theology;  Then, this person must be too grossly ignorant, or too prejudice against billions who collectively identify as “women”; and thus, should be rendered too senseless and unqualified to hold any position that can establish, or influence laws, or issues any laws which will affect women, or the future of our young girls.

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Note: This humble opinion/commentary/satire, made under the protections granted me by — Amendment 1, Constitution of the United States, 1791. (see bill of rights link on top of this page)  “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, ….”.  All opinions are always be welcome. As long as we can close the discussion (like in the old days) in friendly terms, agreeing to disagree.